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lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

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armagetsome:

Don’t depend on people to make you happy, they will only disappoint you. Depend on non-living things, like a burrito.

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

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preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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reospookywagon:

twinleaves:

 

hehehe cat scan

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

For more facts, Visit / Follow Ultrafacts!

Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

furunyan:

i just wanted to talk about

haru getting flustered/blushing because of makoto

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MAKOTO: That’s true. Haru.
HARUKA: Hm?
MAKOTO: Thanks.
HARUKA: …Y—Yeah.
MAKOTO: Hey, the frying pan! The food’s burning! (x)

haru being sneaky and finding ways to get closer…

causeofdeathmakoharufeels:

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inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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